Things I like about white people:

dionthesocialist:

I don’t hate white people. Here are some things I like about white people.

  • They are always willing to bum you a cigarette, even if you just walk up to them at a park bench or some shit.
  • They have come up with several hundred ways to serve cheese, and almost 70% of them are really tasty.
  • They can’t dance, but they don’t care and just came to the club to have fun and that’s refreshing.
  • They will give you a Christmas present if they have ever met you.
  • They turn any scent into a body wash. 
  • When they have jobs in food service, they are fast, polite, and welcoming. 
  • They will offer their help to you even if you don’t want it, and while that can be annoying as fuck, their heart is generally in the right place with it.
  • They try. For the most part, they really try. 
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    All are fairly accurate except the last one. Some people do actually try but for the most part, no.
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    hahaha this is awesome
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