Aug. 9, 2012 at 12:03am with 14 notes
as-fine-as-dandelions

as-fine-as-dandelions asked: I need a quick and concise and somewhat polite way to tell my cousin that voting Mitt Romney is a BAD IDEA. I'm trying to come at it from every angle, but I can't quite figure out to word it. You're rather eloquent, do you have any suggestions?

Mittens is the kind of guy who doesn’t leave tips at creameries or froyo places because “all that pimply faced little shit did was read a scale.”