Anonymous asked: When I was 13 I was walking my dog through my neighborhood (in which my family were the only white people) a group of 7 black men (who were all 17-20) slammed me to the ground and began kicking me screaming "cracker bitch" and "noone wants your kind here". I ended up with 11 broken bones. They also cracked three of my dogs ribs and her skull and slit her tail while saying "BITCH DOG WE WOULDN'T DO THIS IS YOU WEREN'T WHITE". Tell me again how racism against whites doesn't exist

hahahahahahahahaha.

This story never happened. This is legitimately the most ridiculous fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. No one yells the motivation for their crime while they’re committing it. What the fuck? This has to be sarcastic. There’s no way you legitimately thought anyone would buy this, right? I get some ridiculous fake scenarios in my ask box, but this is my favorite of all time. Still lol’ing.